Never Let Your Guard Down

Wednesday

• 11 am: Blowout in white PJs. Bathing, scrubbing, laughing, cussing. Stain-out.
• 12 pm: No poo
• 1 pm: No poo
• 2 pm: No poo
• 3 pm: No poo
• 4 pm: No poo
• 5 pm: No poo
• 6 pm: No poo
• 7 pm: No poo
• 8 pm: No poo
• 9 pm: No poo
• 10 pm: No poo
• 11 pm: No poo

Thursday

• 12 am: No poo
• 1 am: No poo
• 2 am: No poo
• 3 am: No poo
• 4 am: No poo
• 5 am: No poo
• 6 am: No poo
• 7 am: No poo
• 8 am: No poo
• 9 am: No poo
• 10 am: No poo
• 11 am: No poo
• 12 pm: No poo
• 1 pm: No poo
• 2 pm: No poo
• 3 pm: No poo
• 4 pm: No poo
• 5 pm: No poo
• 6 pm: No poo
• 7 pm: No poo
• 8 pm: No poo
• 9 pm: No poo
• 10 pm: No poo
• 11 pm: No poo

Friday

• 12 am: No poo
• 1 am: No poo
• 2 am: No poo
• 3 am: No poo
• 4 am: No poo
• 5 am: No poo
• 6 am: No poo
• 7 am: No poo
• 8 am: No poo
• 9 am: No poo
• 10 am: No poo
• 11 am: No poo
• 12 pm: No poo
• 1 pm: No poo
• 2 pm: No poo
• 3 pm: No poo
• 4 pm: No poo
• 5 pm: No poo
• 6 pm: No poo
• 7 pm: No poo
• 8 pm: No poo
• 9 pm: No poo
• 10 pm: No poo
• 11 pm: No poo

Saturday

• 12 am: No poo
• 1 am: No poo
• 2 am: No poo
• 3 am: No poo
• 4 am: No poo
• 5 am: No poo
• 6 am: No poo
• 7 am: No poo
• 8 am: No poo
• 9 am: No poo
• 10 am: No poo
• 11 am: Minor blowout. Cheers, laughing, smiling, clapping. New diaper. No stain-out.

Sunday

• 10:02 am: Enter church (yes, late)
• 10:03 am: Enter sanctuary
• 10:04 am: "Let us kneel and confess our sins to God our Father."
• 10:04 am: Silence
• 10:05 am: LOUD BLOWOUT
• 10:06 am: MORE BLOWOUT
• 10:07 am: EVEN MORE LOUD BLOWOUT
• 10:08 am: Stand, scoop child out of car seat, race to restroom. Attempt to damn seepage.
• 10:09 am: Deploy entire travel container of wipes in damage control.
• 10:10 am: Squash guilt upon leaving steaming heap in congregation's restroom.

Lesson learned. Just when you let your guard down, they attack!!!

They only pretend to be innocent, angelic babes. They're calculated little suckers  ;)