Reading Between The Lines

I thought it was just an unfortunate accident when this happened two weeks ago:

But then today, there was this:

I mean, I know I sometimes force her to do tummy time until she spits up.

And, occasionally, I hold her pacifier at arm's reach so she can grab it if she really wants to.

And I sometimes bring her toys close to her face until her eyes cross, purely for my own entertainment.

But still...there's no need to flip me the bird.