"No"

Months ago, at Chica's 9-month checkup, her pediatrician recommended being careful with the word "no," lest it become overused (don't you just love a well-placed "lest"?)

And yes, yes, I know phrases like "let's not do that" just don't hold the same weight as a shouted "no" but I understand and appreciate her perspective, and made sure to save the big N-O for extreme circumstances (biting, fit-pitching, and unsupervised stair-climbing are my big three).

Of course, the word has crept into our everyday (every hour, every minute?) jargon, and Chica has picked up her own usage. But instead of the typical, independent/defiant toddler-style usage, she's got a few funny ones all her own:

1: The Say-It-Ain't-So Usage

Example: Chica screams for an hour in her crib instead of napping. Mama finally goes in to release her, but first, sternly tells her she's very disappointed in her. In response, Chica widens those already-huge brown eyes and asks, "No?"

Mama has to try very hard not to smile.

2: The I'm-Giving-Myself-Away Usage

Example: Chica makes it to the roll of toilet paper undetected, but foils her mischievous attempts by quietly mumbling, "no, no, no" as she unravels the whole thing, thereby, tipping Mama off.

And last but not least, my fave:

3: The Unaware But Perfect Usage

Example: Salesperson asks Mama, "Would you like to save 20 percent today by opening up a Macy's card?" Chica shouts, "No!"


To be honest, these scenarios are all so entertaining that I'm gonna be a little bummed when she gets the standard "no" down and drops the rest of the fun.

:)

Happy Sunday, peeps.