Thursday, January 30, 2014

Marathon Nursery Shopping

Shopping for Baby #1:

- Is done early.

- Is done often.

- Is done with thoughtful deliberation.

- Is done by registry.

- Is nesting at its finest.

Shopping for Baby #2:

- Is done in the homestretch.

- In a couple bulk trips.

- With Child #1 in tow.

- Pacified with an iPhone.

- While Mama grabs and goes.

- And occasionally chases runaway Child #1.

- Who squats and poos near the register.

- Just before Mama pays the comical employee who kindly but erroneously assumes Mama is shopping off a registry.


For the record--both methodologies are conducted with great love, and both get the job done.

Happy I-Finally-Have-A-Few-Things-For-My-Beloved-Second-Born Day, peeps

:)

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