Mama made me nap morning and afternoon in my crib. Alone. All alone. Oh, so very, very alone.
Woe, woe, woe is me.
I mean, I pooped for the first time in 72 hours today. What more does she want? Does that not warrant a snuggly nap reward? What must I do???
Woe, woe, woe.
Maybe tomorrow, I'll try pooping twice. Or even thrice.
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